Santa Claus Is Strafing Your Town

13 Dec

Season’s Greetings, blueness.

red

you better watch out, you better not cry
better not pout, i’m telling you why
santa claus is strafing your town
strafing your town
he’s making a list and checking it twice
gonna find out who’s naughty and nice
santa claus is strafing your town

he sees you when you’re sleepin’
he knows when you’re awake
he knows if you’ve been bad or good
so be good for goodness sake

oh! you better watch out, you better not cry
better not pout, i’m telling you why
santa claus is strafing your town

I am still not recovered from the spring PTSD incurred when I learned that the serial killers of the US Navy are staining the nation’s telescreens with the obscenity that they are “a global force for good.”

Now I must contend with the knowledge that these same murdering idjits are assaulting children worldwide with a website wherein Santa Claus makes his…

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