My mother has made a friend recently. This friend is a vegan. Now, some of us may be aware of vegans on the internet – particularly Tumblr and Twitter. You might even recognize the game “find the vegan”.
However, my mother found it extremely worrisome when this vegan tweeted, in response to “mmm bacon”, “CUNT”. Then, later, “I no longer want to live on this planet.” I’m assuming this had something to do with a hamburger or somebody thinking tuna isn’t an animal. My mother, on the other hand, was thrown into a whirl of panic and distress:
she looked up his address
texted the vegan
called the vegan
promptly decided that the vegan needed a relaxing get-together
Thus, she and the vegan were going to visit Ikea on Friday.
And, speaking of Ikea…
“Do we have extra throw-pillows?”
very loud silence
I explained that I needed them…
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