Tag Archives: animal abuse

Nutella

1 Jan

Orangutans

(image by Evan Animals on Flickr)

These are orangutans. They used to live where there are palm oil plantations. If they’re lucky they just get murdered. If they’re not so lucky they get turned into sex slaves

http://www.vice.com/read/yo1-v14n10

Fortunately some nice people came in with guns and rescued her.

http://orangutan.or.id/ponys-new-life-2/

Nutella is junk food made out of sugar and palm oil and cheap chocolate likely, and fake vanilla. How the hell did this crap get turned into some kind of Internet icon?

I bet something like this would taste a lot better.

http://www.primalpalate.com/recipe/dark-chocolate-hazelnut-butter/

Or if that doesn’t blow your skirts up, how about some nice bacon cookies? Mmmmm….bacon….

http://www.primalpalate.com/recipe/infamous-bacon-cookies/

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Lily, You Suck Bigtime

21 Dec

Jess at the shelter

You’re my neighbor, Lily. Remember all the vegetables I grew that I gave you? Remember all that other stuff I gave you?

Because we’re neighbors! as you always said.

I thought, okay. I want to be on good terms with my neighbors. That’s only sensible.

Remember my sweet cat Alice? The one who visited you and whom you let indoors? She caught you some mice, you said. That was nice.

Alice got sick and died ten years ago. But meanwhile, I adopted an equally sweet cat, Jess. She used to visit you. I hoped you had become friends, even though you weren’t speaking to me after the last accusatory insane outburst.

I’d pretty much given up on you, Lily. I know, you’re really old. But you’re also really crazy.

And you feed my dogs chicken bones and fat over the fence. And you trapped my poor cat Jess and left her in the rain for a long time before Animal Control came and got her.

I hear she was really freaked. This is animal abuse, Lily. You are a sociopath, Lily. Because that’s what sociopaths do. Torture cats.

Jess has gone to the animal shelter now. I hope your traumatizing of her won’t ruin her chances of adoption. She was a perfect cat and would have loved to be your friend, like Alice was. Jess loves dogs, she would not have hurt your chihuahua. If you still have him. If you haven’t murdered him somehow.

I’m looking forward to your death, Lily. I plan to dance on your grave. Because you really, seriously suck. I hear all your kids don’t want to have anything to do with you. Wise move.

I’m a sensible person and don’t make death threats, nor act to hurt people, because I am kind, which you are not. You are merely manipulative, narcissistic, whiny and cat-torturing.

So, not to worry. I’m not going to do anything to you.

Well, other than pointing out that you really, really suck. 

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